
When a fanfic gets to the smut too fast

When a fanfic gets to the smut too fast
i honestly think the sexiest line i have ever read in a smut imagine is,
“Open your eyes, sweetheart. i wanna watch you fall apart.“
bbrrroooooo fUCKING TAKE ME NOW YOU SMUG PIECE OF PIE.
(Source: ladymalfoyy)
professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?
me:
(via doodlesomestories)
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago?
someone: …10 years ago
my brain
(via afk)
She’s always in everyone’s damn business.
who?
who do you fucking think, you nosy bitch?
(Source: devotee-loyalty, via perks-of-being-chinese)
I LOVE HIS
SEXHAIR
(Source: violette-baudelaire, via fvckingavengers)
Starter Pokemon Tag Yourself
(via fvckingavengers)
(Source: deviantborn, via fvckingavengers)
I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”
He strikes once again
(via fvckingavengers)